Ένα επίκαιρο, ένεκα θέματος, κομμάτι του Frank Zappa από το μνημειώδες μουσικοθεατρικό του έργο Joe’s Garage.
Τόπος : το κλαμπ The Closet. Ο πρωταγωνιστής, Joe [Ike Willis] φλερτάρει με ένα gay robot ονόματι Sy Borg [Warren Cucurullo/Ed Mann].

A song by Frank Zappa from his monumental musical-theatrical work Joe’s Garage.
Place : The Closet club. The protagonist, Joe [Ike Willis] flirts with a gay robot named Sy Borg [Warren Cucurullo/Ed Mann].

Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
(Du miserabler hurensohn)
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Streck aus deinen heissen gelockten
(Streck ihn aus) Streck aus deinen heissen gelockten
(Streck ihn aus) Streck aus deinen heissen gelockten schwanz
Ai-ai-ah
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus (magisches schwein)
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus (magisches schwein)
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa
Pick me, I’m clean
I am also programmed for conversational English
I’ve got a better idea
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
(You ugly son of a bitch)
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
(Stick it out) Stick out yer hot curly weenie
(Stick it out) Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
Make it go fast (in and out)
In and out (magical pig)
Make it go fast (in and out)
In and out (magical pig)
‘Til it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
Fire
‘Til it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
Fire
Don’t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don’t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don’t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don’t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Do you come here often?
Wait a minute, I’ve got it
You’re an italian
What? you’re jewish?
Love your nails
You must be a libra
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Yay
See the chrome (yay)
Feel the chrome (yay)
Touch my chrome (yay)
Heal my chrome (yay)
See the screaming, hot black steaming (yay)
Iridescent naugahyde python screaming (yay)
Steam roller (yay)
This is the central scrutinizer
Joe and his date are going back to the appartment